Monday, August 2, 2010

Smell the newness...

Ooh, look. A blog, all to myself.


I’m really not sure what I’m going to do with such a thing. I could be a book blogger, but I really do suck hard at summarizing books. I always manage to make them sound even stupider than the description on the back cover. And I always feel like such a pretentious ass, crtitising books, as though I could do any better.
So I guess that’s out.

I suppose I could also be one of those stream-of-consciousness bloggers…but that would probably involve me talking about boring, mundane things that intrest absolutely no one-and last time I checked, that’s what Twitter is for.


I’d do a how-to kind of blog, if I knew how to do stuff. Sadly, I’m about as skilled as a hairball.
...Wait. That implies that I make people gag. Oops.

I could write about really deep shit that makes people think, but in trying to sound deep I’d probably just end up making myself sound like a teenager who knows absolutely nothing.

Which I am, but we need not scream that fact to the heavens.


Ah well. I suppose I’ll figure out something eventually.


For now, please enjoy this picture.
I find that it is wildly hilarious to nerds (such as myself), somewhat amusing to normal people (as long as they paid attention in History), and that it makes no sense to those too cool to bother themselves with the past.


pwned.

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